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Today, after 16+ months, I cleared my email inbox! I’d like to thank everyone who made it possible.
First, I’d like to thank the Tech Team, the best crew in the business, who issued me the laptop and wireless mouse I used for today’s incredible run. Y’all are heroes!
Next, I’d like to thank Outlook for letting me create a truly epic number of message folders, some of which are nested!
And I can’t forget the “little” people who invented the “Unsubscribe” button. Clicking that little button week after week has really paid off big in the end.
Last, but not least, thank you Mom! You always nagged me to clean my closet when I was young. I never did, but you never gave up on me. This one’s for you, Mom!
And to all you youngsters out there, never let anybody tell you that you can’t control your inbox. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!